Thēz T-Shirts


This soft, oh-so-supple cotton t-shirt makes a real statement. More specifically, it says, “I have Thēz Nüts on my chest.”

And while your friends will hate to see you go, they’ll love watching you leave as they read the back: “Thēz Nüts are making me thirsty!”




Made with 100% squirrel fur. (Just kidding, that would be gross. It’s 100% cotton.)

Available in S, M, L, XL, XXL

Additional information

Weight 8 oz
Shirt Size

Large, Medium, Small, XLarge, XXLarge